So this elephant is crying in the jungle...

... and a mouse walks up to her and says, "Hey, why are you crying?"

The elephant says, "Well, I'm a female elephant in heat, and there are no male elephants anywhere. This is like torture!"

"You know..." says the mouse, "I could give it a try."

The elephant looks down at the tiny mouse and says, "Yeah, I don't think that's going to work."

"Hey!" says the mouse, "I'm actually really hung for mouse. It might even be too much for you to handle."

"Whatever," says the elephant kneeling down, "Go for it," and the mouse starts pounding away.

Unbeknownst to either of them, a couple of monkeys are up in the trees above them and see this little mouse humping an elephant. They can't believe their eyes and put out a call to all the monkeys to come see this.

The trees start filling with spectating monkeys. Eventually, one them shakes loose a coconut that falls and hits the elephant in the head.

"Ouch!" says the elephant.

"Sorry, babe," says the mouse confidently, "I tried to warn you."