So this deaf Japanese guy is sitting in a diner...

So this deaf Japanese guy is sitting in a diner and suddenly sirens are going off. An old woman named Shima yells, "Get to the bomb shelter!" They come back up after the all clear and see the deaf man killed in the blast. Guess he didn't hear ol' Shima.

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