there were two of them, and they were hanging by their feet off of the highway overpass, trying to slap the tops of the semis as they were speeding past underneath them. One of the kids' wrist watches caught onto one of the trucks, and it ripped the kids' arm out of his socket! The stupidest part about it was the kids got off scot-free! They actually booked the fricken truck driver! For ARMed robbery!
har har har
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