Suddenly, one of them, Dave, has a heart attack and falls over. The other guy, Tom, calls 911.
"Holy shit, I think my friend just had a heart attack and died!" he says.
The operator says, "okay, first I need you to make sure he's really dead."
after a few moments, the operator hears a gunshot.
"Now what?" says Tom.
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