This ship is carrying Hitler, his Nazi soldiers, and several Jewish prisoners. The ship sinks however, and the only survivors are Hitler, two soldiers, and one Jewish prisoner.
Hitler says "this raft can only support three people. I'm gonna ask you a series of questions. If you get them right, you can stay."
Hitler goes up to the first Nazi soldier and asks, "What was the worst nautical disaster to ever happen?" He says the Titanic. Hitler says "Alright you can stay".
He goes up to the second soldier and asks, "How many people died on the Titanic?" The soldier says, "Approximately 2000". Hitler says, "Alright you can stay".
Then he goes up to the Jewish prisoner and he goes, "Name them".
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