They're cells, have Leprosy, are married to each other, and are siblings. One day, they decided that they were going to get a divorce. As they were packing up, the brother cell's foot fell off piece by piece, and one falls right into the sister's box. The sister asks "is this all? Are we for sure about this"
To which the brother replies
"Only one thing...... Mitosis"
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