So there's a woman, and she goes to her doctor

And she, um she says to her doctor, "Kiss me." and he says, "I can't. It would be unprofessional." And she keeps asking him, and he says, "No, no, no." Happens three times like that. Finally, at the end, she says, "Kiss me," and he says, "I shouldn't even be having sex with you right now."

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