So there's a guy who's favorite thing to do is run over black people with his truck.

Every time he sees a black person on the side of the road, he runs them over.
One day after church, he's walking to his car when his pastor runs up to him and asks him for a ride.
He agrees of course but he becomes worried when he realizes that he wont be able to run over black people with his truck while the pastor is there, so he comes up with a plan.
When he sees a black person he will pretend like he is falling asleep, and then violently wake up and swerve the car to the side and make it look like an accident.
Sure enough, as they're driving, he sees a black person and begins to act like hes falling asleep.
When he gets close he wakes up and swerves to the side, but misses.
"Dammit i missed him" says the man.
The pastor says "Nope, got him with my door"