A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer’s field.
The old farmer heard the tragic crash, so he rushed over to investigate. He then began digging a large grave to bury the politicians.
A few hours later, the local RCMP officer was driving past the farmer’s field, and noticed the bus wreck. He approached the old farmer and asked where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer explained that he’d gone ahead and buried all of them. "Were they ALL dead?" asked the puzzled policeman. "Well, some of them said they weren’t," said the old farmer, "but you know how politicians like to lie."
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