So there was this guy, and there were two things about him that were notable; one, he had a medical condition where his body would not automatically eject excess sperm during sleep, and that he had always wanted a HJ from a certain girl.
But, regarding the second, he had never gained the courage to ask, until one day he resolved to give it a shot and he marched out his door to walk to the girls place and ask for a HJ....only to slip on a banana peel of all things and wind up in a coma.
He stayed in a coma for years, but for one reason or another, the hospital never learned of his unique condition. Meanwhile, the very girl he was going to ask wound up becoming a nurse at the very hospital where he was. And, one day, this nurse decided to practice her HJs on a certain comatose patient when no one was around. And, as the wish that had landed they guy in the hospital in the first place was granted, several years worth of semen were released, which naturally took far longer than normal.
Either way you look at it, it was a long time coming.
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