So there is this bridge in the middle of a magical forest...

...and there are these magical creatures called "Trids". So the first Trid walks up to the bridge, and a troll comes out from underneath and kicks him to the other side; the Trid thanks him and goes on his way.

A second Trid comes along, gets to the bridge, and the troll kicks him over to the other side as well.

This goes on as normal, when a Rabbi comes along; He gets to the bridge and the troll just stands there.


"Where is my kick?", the Rabbi asks.

To which the troll replies "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!".

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