and all of a sudden a polling employee exclaims to the polling station supervisor:
"I just found a Bernie Sanders ballot!"
"Hmm, put it aside for later" she answers.
A few minutes later, again:
"Here's another Bernie ballot!"
To which the supervisor answers:
"That's what i thought. This dirty cheat voted twice, eliminate both ballots"
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