So the two nuns walk down a dark alley...

Sadly and predictably they get raped, but the bad guys let them go, so as they walking back one nun says to the other: " What's father superior going to say when he hears we've been raped twice ? "

Her friend says: " What do you mean twice ? "

She says: "We're going back the same way aren't we...?

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