A religious man went out to sea to avoid distraction and be closer to God. A few hours in, his boat sinks.
A couple of hours go by and a yacht comes past and the owner shouts
"Hey do you need a lift?!"
"No! God will save me!" The religious man shouts back.
A few more hours go past and a second yacht passes through, and the owner shouts
"Hey! Do you need a lift?!"
"No! God will save me!" the religious man replies once more.
Later in the day, the religious man drowns. Once he gets to Heaven, he meets God.
"Why didn't you save me? I was waiting for you!" he asked.
"I sent you 2 boats you idiot!"
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