I'm looking for a joke that I saw on here a while back:
A guy works at a call center and calls a guy who is rather rude and belligerent back at him, to the call Center guy saves his number, and whenever he feels like venting frustration, he calls the guy back, and shouts and him. He saves a second phone number, and end up having the two guys fight each other, and call the news station about a gay lovers quarrel...
I can't remember how it goes, and I want to do it justice.
For payment, one of my favorite jokes:
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.
He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!"
She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?"
The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
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