and he ran into a tree at 90 mph, killing him instantly.
The next thing he knows, he's outside the Pearly Gates.
He begins knocking loudly, yelling "Hey God! Don'cha remember last Thursday, when I was tripping on acid? You said I'd be in heaven with you forever!"
God replies "Yeah, but I was drunk!"
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