He came down to Earth and first went to India and said "I have commandments. You want some"? They said "I don't know what you have are good; but tell us one". God said "Thou shalt have no other gods before me!". The Indians laughed and said "We already have millions of Gods here. Not interested!"
Then he went to France and said "I have commandments for you" The French said "Show us one of what you have". He said "Thou shalt not commit adultery!". They got upset and said "That would ruin our weekends. Sorry, we dont want them.".
He then went to the British and said "you want some of my exclusive commandments?" They said "What you have got there?". He said "Thou shalt not steal!". They went "Yeah right! All we have here are what we stole from our colonies. Piss off!".
Finally he went to the Jews and told them "I got some commandments". They asked "How much?" He said "Nothing, they are free!"
They said "Great! We will take 10!"
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