They take a German, an American and a Russian and put each of them into a separate empty chamber, give them two steel balls each and say "Whoever surprises us the most tomorrow can go."
The next day, the German is doing a handstand balancing the balls on top of each other on his toe. The American is juggling them while dancing.
So they ask: "So, which one of us can go?"
"The Russian", say the aliens.
"What did he come up with?"
"He asked us for more balls because he somehow lost one and broke another"
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