It's probably worse 'cause I've hadn't enough time to think it through. Here it goes:
Ying, Xing and Ping decided to take a spacecake holiday and get baked on Amsterdam. As soon as the plane touches the ground, they light the grass and start their journey. As they roll around, Ying wants to try different batches of dope candy, Xing wants to smoke a huge ganja blunt and Ping is in for just getting plain dumb. Xing and Ying take their time and enjoy the trip, while Ping gets so blazed he can't even walk. Back at the airport, they hand their passports and find out they've been banned from Amsterdam. So confusing. They approach the officer and ask what did they do wrong.
> "Look, you can smoke your doobies in Amsterdam, that's just our thing. You, Ying you're fine. Xing here, he's fine too... but Ping is too high."
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