Everyone in the congregation runs out of the building, screaming in terror, except for one old man. Satan looks curiously at this old man, who seems to be paying him no attention. "Why aren't you running away?" Satan inquired. The old man looked him dead in the eye and replied "Because I've been married to your sister for 50 goddamn years."
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