There is a farmer with 1000 chickens and one rooster getting on in age. He is concerned that his production will start to decline and decides to get a younger rooster to keep things up.
The young rooster comes in and is surveying the land and finds the old rooster. Typical showdown / throw down ends with the old rooster challenging the young rooster to a race. 10 laps around the biggest barn decides who gets all the hens. The old rooster plays on his age and gets a half a lap head start. All the chickens gather and bang the race starts. The old rooster does well, but lap by lap the young rooster is catching up, the hens seeing the chance for some new are cheering like mad. The farmer hears all the commotion and comes running shotgun in hand. He sees his old rooster running for all he is worth with the young rooster hot in pursuit. Without hesitation, blam, takes out the young rooster, saying "dammit, that's the third gay rooster this month".
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