"I'll take 99 boxes of Tylenol, 99 tetanus shots, 99 vials of clear eyes,
and what's in that little box over there? screw it -I'll take 99 of them as well."
"Very good sir, may I ask what you will be using these for?"
"Who says I'm gonna use them?"
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