So the next day of work one of my coworkers started spouting about his religion again, and I was getting a bit tired of it, so I started going at him, calling his religion archaic and phony. It was all going well until he got really pissed and started choking me, I knew he was going to get away with this, too, because he was an executive, and not only that, he was an executive hand-picked by the boss himself. While I could barely breathe, he told me, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
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