*A little background - in Russia it's kind of a cultural thing to drink in groups of three*
Two bums are sitting in an alley behind a liquor store and sharing a bottle of cheap vodka when a third bum comes up to them.
- "Hey guys, can I be the third?"
- "No, but you can be the fourth!"
- "What?"
- "We already told three others to go fuck themselves"
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