Moses asks Jesus, hey man can you still walk on water?
Jesus is like ya sure? I am the son of God and whatever.
So Jesus walks out onto the water a bit and sinks about 2 inches.
What the heck man? Says Moses.
Ahh dammit! It's these holes in my feet!
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