The New Yorker says "this bar is ok, but I'd like to drink to my hometown bar, where the server greets you with your favourite drink, and every weekend is happy hour all night."
They all nod and cheers, and drink to the New Yorkers hometown bar.
After the next couple of rounds the Las Vegan says "I'd like to drink to my hometown bar, where they doors are never closed, and if you come alone the manager will send 3 hot chicks to drink with you all night."
They all nod and cheers, and drink to the Las Vegans hometown bar.
After a few more rounds the Texan says "I'd like to drink to my hometown bar, where they greet you with all the alcohol you can drink, they always have a seat ready at the vip table, and if you stay late enough, they take you into the back and get you laid!"
The table goes quiet and the New Yorker says "damn bro, that actually happens to you?"
The Texan replies "well, not me personally, but it happens to my sister all the time."
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