... but there was already the big bad wolf waiting for her, speaking: "Well, little red riding hood, I am going to devour you. What's your last wish?" Quoth she answered: "Oh my, since it is the end, me as a virgin would like to get banged at least once!"
So the wolf stooped himself and did her right. She didn't seem to be exhausted, so he gave in again and again and again, until he fell over, dead as a wolf could be.
Then the hunter broke through the door, saw both the little red riding hood and the dead wolf, and said: "Well, goddammit', t'was the third wolf this week, for fuck's sake!"
(heard this one from a former GDR Wismut miner at lunch break. Elder wisdom from ore mountain at it's best)
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