So Joseph Stalin is giving a speech, and all of a sudden, someone sneezes, interrupting his speech.
Stalin gets mad and asks, "Who sneezed?".
Stalin asks once again, "Who sneezed?"
When nobody comes forward, Stalin says "Very well. First row, stand up!". The first row in the crowd stands up, and a firing squad shoots them all.
"Who sneezed?", Stalin asks again, but nobody comes forward.
"Alright, second row, stand up!". The second row stands up and they are shot by the firing squad.
"Who sneezed?", Stalin asks, and eventually an elderly old man in the crowd gets up and says "I can't take it anymore! It was me, alright? I sneezed!".
"Come to me now!", Stalin says to the man who sneezed.
The man goes up to Stalin, and Stalin looks at him for a few moments before saying "Bless you, comrade!"
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