Peter is driving a motorcycle and Jesus is in the backseat. Suddenly they see a man crossing the street and Jesus says to Peter: "C'mon Pete, run over him". Peter responds: "B-but Master, I can't do that. Is unlawful". To wich Jesus replies: "Don't worry man! That is Lazarus! Everything is written". Of course Peter is not sure, but he can't not listen to his master, so he speeds up the motorcycle and hits directly to Lazarus.
Big hit, Lazarus is is lying facedown on the street, obviously death. A frightened Peter and a confident Jesus get out of the motorcycle and walk to the body. "Lazarus, get up and walk" commands Jesus. Nothing happens. "Lazarus, get up and walk!" says again Jesus. Nothing happens again. Peter is already bitting his nails. "The f***. Lazarus, I command you to get up and walk!" says Jesus in a higher tone. Nothing. Jesus, visibly pissed off, reaches the body, turns it around and screams: "We fucked up Peter, this isn't Lazarus! Run!".
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