So Jesus and his Dad are celebrating the 4th of July...

After the fireworks are finished for the night, Jesus asks God: "Was that a blast or what?!"

To which our Lord and saviour replies: "What these humans celebrate is sinful. However," God continued, "I will admit it was a blasphemy."

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