This guy walks in, sits down at the end of the bar and orders a stiff drink.
Bartender comes back a little bit later and since its a pretty slow night, he decides to chit-chat with the customer. After a little bit the bartender asks the man what he does for a living.
Customer says, "I'm a Center for the Dallas Cowboys."
Bartender replies, "Man, it must be really tough having to do that."
"Its not too bad. I enjoy it"
"No, I meant being openly gay in Texas."
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