and he orders 10 shots of tequila. Bartender pours them and the guy starts drinking them really fast, one after the other. When he gets to his eighth shot the bartender asks "Hey man what's going on?" The man says "If you had what I had you would be drinking them this fast too." The bartender asks "What do you have?" After the guy finishes his last two shots he wipes his mouth and says "About two bucks."
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