So, I'm in a bar and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me. I say, "Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them yells, "It's Wales, you idiot!"
So I say, "Ok, are you two Whales from Scotland?"
I don't remember much after that.
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