I went to a new doctor for my annual exam. I expected him to cup my balls and ask me to cough. He didn't.
I asked him, "Aren't you supposed to do the balls and the cough thing?"
"No, I don't do that."
"Well, my other doctor did."
"I don't."
"Aw, c'mon. It was my favourite part."
"Look, this is making me uncomfortable. I don't think i want you as a patient any more. Good day, Sir. The nurse will show you to the door."
So now I have to find a different eye surgeon.
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