I walked up to the bartender and asked him if he had any openings.
He said, "The only job was I.D. checker at the door."
I asked him, "Is it hard?"
Then he goes, "No, no, not at all, an idiot can do it."
I looked at him and said, "Great! I'm a huge fuckin idiot."
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