So I was talking to my SO about getting a motorcycle...

We have this argument about me either owning a gun I can shoot at a range for shits and giggles, or getting a motorcycle. She absolutely hates this idea of mine.

She replies, " it's not fair, what can I get that'll annoy the shit out of you?"

I said pregnant.

She was not happy

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