One was a homosexual, the other, a heterosexual. There was only one interview spot left. I read the homosexual's personal statement first and it started with, "Hey, my name's Rlck..." I read the rest of his statement and it was really solid. I then proceeded to read the heterosexual's personal statement, which started with, "Hey, my name's Mike." Without reading the rest of the personal statement, I got on the phone and told him straight away that he got the interview.
Now, I'm not prejudicial or anything, I just liked the clear 'i' from the straight guy.
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