and I felt nauseous, so I said, "ma'am, can you please bring me a vomit bag?" She looks around for a second, and comes back, and says "I'm sorry, we're all out. But I'll do my best to try and find one for you." She walks all around the plane, and comes back with a huge garbage bag. And I said, "I hope you don't mind, but I'd rather not put my face into my condom."
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