So I was about to die in a videogame when I reached a save point ...

The save point spoke me and said "Wow, you're doing awesome. Keep up the great work!" before I was mauled by a xenomorph.

My friend sitting next to me on the couch exclaimed:

"Dude, nice save!"

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