So I got extended sick leave from my job...

What happened is I called up my boss from home, and I said, "Hey, I can't come in today. I'm coming up with something."

And the boss man says, "Don't you mean 'coming down with something?'"

I said, "Yeah, but I'm still coming up with what I'm coming down with."

Now I can stay home for as long as I want. :)

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