I was coming back from my friend's gig at a restaurant, where I enjoyed a good Italian dinner an hour prior.
Here's how the initial conversation went:
Cop: "Where have you been tonight?"
Me: "Fratello's Restaurant. My pal was playing guitar for the crowd from 6-9 pm."
Cop: "Have you have anything to drink?"
Me: "Yes, I had one Merlot wine, which I had with my fillet of sole Oreganata dinner."
Cop: "And when was that?"
Me: "What, the Merlot wine?"
Cop: "Yes.
Me: "I think it was 2012. A very good year for Merlots."
My court date is May 11.
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