A midget walks into a bar

So a midget walks into a bar. He climbs up on the barstool and calls the bartender over.
"Can I get a glass of scotch, neat?"
"Sure thing" says the bartender
After finishing about half of his drink he goes to the bathroom to take a piss.
10 minutes go by and he doesn't come out.
20 minutes and still nothing
After 30 minutes the bartender pours out the midgets drink and cleans the bar.
Then 45 minutes later the midget finally comes out of the bathroom. He asks the bartender what he did with his drink
"Well I thought you left so i poured it out, where have you been?"
The midget says embarrassed "well I went in the bathroom, and some guy put a gun to my head and said that I have to give him a 45 minute blowjob or I'll put a bullet in your head"
The bartender says shocked" well what happened"
The midget looked reluctant at first
"You didn't hear a gunshot did you?"