Little Johnny is taking a stroll with Grandma. Johnny sees money on the ground! He wants to pick it up. "Don't touch it!" shrieks grandma, "everything that lies on the ground is dirty, old and should be left alone."
Sad Johnny continues his walk with grandma. Grandma steps in a puddle and loses her balance. She falls on the ground and can't get up. Johnny keeps walking.
"Johnny! Why aren't you helping me!"
And then little Johnny says: "Everything that lies on the ground is dirty, old and should be left alone."
Johnny went home.
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