After thousands of years of human immorality, God has decided that he's not going to put up with humanity's sinfulness anymore. So he calls up the religious leaders of the three big monotheisms: Islam, Christianity, and Judaism.
God says "Look, I know you've all been very devout, but there is just too much sinning going on. I'm going to Flood the Earth again, but this time, there will be no high ground, no Ark, no nothing. The whole Earth is getting covered in water."
So the three leaders go to their communities to break the bad news.
The Muslim leader says : "God is going to Flood the Earth again. But we're OK, because we're perfect, Islam is perfect, and all we have to do is just go on perfectly following our perfect faith, and everything will turn out all right for us."
The Christian leader says : "God is angry with us, we're going to have to start praying and being very devout, or God's wrath will come down on us."
The Jewish leader says : "Look folks, we're going to have to learn how to live under water."
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