he wants a shave; the barber takes out the blade, lather ups the chin, starts to shave, and nicks the customer. He apologies, starts on the other side, nicks the other cheek to; he mumbles an apology again, continues to the neck, nicks the guy again. Tired of apologizing, he tries to make small talk:
"I feel that I've met you before, is this your first visit here ?"
"Oh, yes, it is, the arm was lost in Iraq".
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