The demon who is responsible for their punishments has a list in front of him and asks them about their sins.
He says to the first one:
"I see here you have committed the sin of pride"
"Yes, and I'm very proud of it!" he responds.
Then he goes on to the second one:
"I see here you have committed the sin of greed"
"Yes, but I wanted more!" he responds.
He proceeds to the third guy:
"I see here you have committed the sin of wrath"
"Yes, but don't mention it because I'm getting upset" he responds.
Then he goes to the last guy and says:
"I see here you have committed the sin of lust"
And he responds: "GO FUCK YOURSELF ALREADY"
disclaimer: the joke works much better in greek, but I tried. :D
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