Several foreigners from all around the world are on a boat. The boat begins to sink and the passengers must drop some of their cargo:
The American drops his Iphone,
Japanese: "Why'd you drop your Iphone?"
American: "Don't worry, we've got many Iphones in America!"
The Japanese man drops his laptop,
American: "And why'd you drop you laptop?"
Japanese: "Ha! We've got many computers in Japan!"
Everyone on the boat now looks at each other trying to figure out what to drop.
The Filipino, not knowing what to drop, pushes a Korean off the boat.
Everyone now looks at the Filipino, astonished.
"Don't worry! We've got many Koreans in the Philippines!"
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