Fairy godmother showed and was like "Yo, I'll turn this pumpkin into a tampon for you. The only thing is, at midnight it will turn back into a pumpkin"
Cinderella goes out and tares it up. She rolls back like 2-3 in the morning and the fairy godmother says "what happened the pumpkin?"
Cinderella says "Yo, you know a guy named Peter Peter?"
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