And a beautiful woman walks by...the Frenchman says to her in a thick French accent "tickle your cunt with a feather?" The woman looks shocked and says "excuse me?! What did you just say?" The Frenchman looks at her and says "typical country weather" she shrugs and goes on her way...this happens twice more until a fourth woman walks by an the Frenchman says "tickle your cunt with a feather?" The woman looks at him up and down and agrees and they go off together...a short while later the Frenchman returns to see the native still waiting an he speaks up in a thick native accent "that was a good trick, mind if I try?" The Frenchman agrees...a beautiful woman walks by and the native looks at her and says "scratch your cunt with a stick?" The woman is taken aback by his words and says "pardon me? What did you just say? The native responds..."it's gonna fuckin rain"
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