Wife: Honey today is our marriage anniversary. It's 14 years now
Husband: Oh that is great
Wife: What shall we do celebrate it in a grand style?
Husband: How about fasting and prayers?
Wife: Just that?
Husband: Yes, to thank God because for the first time, He might be surprised that we are still living together despite our troubles.
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